Plan: Be nice → Send gifts → Get noticed 💘
Reality: Be broke and called 'buddy' 😭
Welcome to the economic system where you give all your money to someone who doesn’t even know your name 💸
Plan: Be nice → Send gifts → Get noticed 💘
Reality: Be broke and called 'buddy' 😭
Basic Economics 101:
Supply: Simps
Demand: Validation 🫠
Simp Struggle: Me after she said “thanks lol” to my $500 donation 😶
Me ignoring red flags
to send her another gift 🎁
Drake: Self-respect? No thanks.
Let me simp instead 😎
"Me: My future
Also me: Simping again 😩"
Brain Evolution:
Simp → Wallet Drain → Emotional Damage 🧠💔
Me: I gave you my heart and my Netflix password!
Her: I just wanted the password.
Spent rent money for her to say:
“Thanks king 💅”